Join us, little one!

So as many of you know, I am a very proud Aunt of 4 beautiful little girls and one totally awesome little boy. As of Monday, we'll be adding another to the list of little girls. My youngest sister-in-law will be having her first child, and while she's all the way in California, we're all excited and ready to meet her!

Riley Belle (my little in-utro niece) has decided she'd like to wait around awhile though. I imagine it's pretty comfy, but I've decided to give her a list of reasons why she should come out and join us before Monday, when they'll go in and evict her from her comfy home if she chooses to remain stubborn. So, join me in listing reasons why she should meet us:

1. You have a cool family.
2. You have a furry brother and sister. Eventually you’ll get the terrorize them, which is loads of fun.
3. Disney. The sooner you get out of there, the sooner you’ll be able to experience it. Which will be cool for everyone.
4. Food. See, you’ve been eating from a tube for the past few months. True that when you first come out you’ll be eating formula, and then you’ll work your way up to things like cheerios and stuff, but eventually, you’ll get to eat a pizza and a  hamburger. And those things are good.
5. Movies. Yeah, you’ll probably like things like Dora at first, but for reals, you’ll eventually get to see Rated R movies. They’re funny and you might even pee your pants from laughing so hard. You wont know until you come out.
6. The beach. You’re going to be born in California (which as you learn, knows how to party.) You’re going to be surrounded by beaches. They are fun places where you get to jump into cold salt water and watch overweight people wearing the smallest amount of clothing possible. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, but at the end of the day, you’ll love it.
7. You’ll finally get to go to the bathroom. I mean really go. I can honestly tell you that nothing feels better than peeing after you’ve been holding it a really, really, really long time. Enjoy it.
8. Shark Week. You probably wont care for the first few years, but eventually this will probably be the highlight of your summer. Sharks are awesome and will probably not eat you. Enjoy them.
9. Awesome clothes. You’re a girl, so perhaps I can appeal to your girlish side. There are a lot of clothes out there, and the world needs a girl to fill them. You are that girl. Come on out and be a fashionesta.
10. You’re mom is probably miserable right now. She’s been literally lugging you around for 9 months. While you’re probably only going to be about 7 pounds, there’s a lot that goes into making sure your first apartment was comfy for you. She’s probably like to eat some really fatty stuff (like that pizza and hamburger I told you about earlier) and I’m sure she’d REALLY like to have a drink right about now. So, be a good little girl and make your grand entrance so that she can enjoy an adult beverage again.

That’s all I could think of right now. But please consider these reasons. I feel you’ll find it very convincing and may want to come out sooner than you had originally planned. We would like to see your little face, hands and toes, and see what color hair you’ll have.

Thank you for indulging me friends! If you can think of any other reasons Riley should come out right now, post them below! As soon as she’s able to read she’s going to think this is hilarious!